Monday, May 3, 2010

You're Fired!

I love watching the Celebrity Apprentice. Donald Trump called and invited me to participate next year on his new show "Celebrity Cat Apprentice." Some of the projects include: yarn ball, choosing a great place for a nap, bird hunting, and proper use of the litter box. I will be playing for the Emmy Cat Foundation (ECF). ECF is a foundation that helps old cats such as myself. Give generously when the ECF representative calls. Your $2 a day donation will provide an old cat with a delicious can of Science Diet cat food every day. My owners are not happy that I won't eat the more inexpensive dry food any more. Do they think I'm stupid or what?

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